LOL! javin just called me and we had an awfully hilarious conversation!

javin: doreen, i want to ask you something. you must answer me truthfully ok.

(he sounded soo serious, i thought something bad happened)

me: err ok..

javin: ok ah.. umm. do i look fat?

me: (bursts out laughing) HAHHAHA WTH?!?! ( i thought he has been quite troubled with this issue of everybody saying that he has grown fatter and stuff like that but i didnt know he was THIS concerned lololoL)

javin: really lah! everybody is saying that i grow fatter!

so i had this Q&A session with him, asking him if he's been eating more, if he's clothes feel tighter, does his belly look bigger and stuff like that. then he finally said that its only his face that's looking swollen and huge thats why he looks fatter.

so smart me came to this conclusion that it was..

WATER RETENTION!

HAHAHHAHAHA. (please, i don even know if its the right diagnosis or what) HAHAHHAA. cos its only his face mah. so i asked him if he's drinking alot of water before he sleep and stuff like that and he said yes so i asked him to not drink water aft 8pm if he must then drink in sips and drink as less as possible. lololololol. i wonder if im doing the right thing man. HAHAHAHHAA.

so anyway we were talking about this issue and then..

javin: im so sorry.

me: why? what for?

javin: now i know how you feel.

WAAALAAAAAUUU DAMN ASS LAH! SO MUCH FOR TRYING TO HELP HIM. just in case you dont get the joke, javin soh has been saying im fat for the past 4 years that i've known him so now by people saying that he's grown AWFULLY fat, he's "experiencing my pain". BLOODYY HELLL. llllolololololol wdh lah.

oh oh suddenly remembered this excerpt of our conversation:

javin: hey! you're in shape!

me: (damn happy) omg is that a compliment?!

javin: you're always in shape what, just that your shape is round.

WLAAAAUUUUU. i've got "great" friends like him to always give me a reason to diet. damnit. lolololol.

thanks for the confident boost man.

bye fat guy :D
(i know ure reading this) winks.

[edit] yay huiwen just helped me made up my mind to go starbucks to study tmr ^^ and i wanna watch floorplay so badly but i think i missed it alr cos sistic is not showing ads on it alr :( damnnnit. i wanna catch floorplaay!! grr. must go swan lake! -looks ard for bling and belle- :D