OHMYGOSHH.

i was telling chernxi how a pigeon flew into my room today and shit on my table. then he was like "pigeon shit is poisonous" and i was like "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!" so i went to google it and guess what..

"Pigeon’s highly acidic droppings can cause extensive damage to all surfaces and can contaminate products and stored goods.

Many viral diseases and health hazards can occur from the droppings of pigeons.

Histoplasmosis is a respiratory disease that may be fatal.

It results from a fungus growing in dried bird droppings."

AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THE BIRD SHIT ON MY TABLE WAS DRIED UP ONE!!!!! AND!!! cos i was just standing in front of my table looking out of the table, then suddenly i look down and saw this dried up green thing on my table and i was like "hmm, whats that?" so i use my finger to scratch it off untill like 3 seconds later it dawned upon me that IT IS FREAKING PIGEON SHIT. and i was like omgogomgomg and started screaming untill my housemate came into my room lolollol. then i used the tissue to take it off.

crapp.

ok hahaha i told javin about my pigeon incident, and he told me last year a crow flew into his room and his dad killed it in his room. YUCKKKK.

doh! says:
HOW DID HE KILL IT?!?!?!??!
ah says:
he just gently hit it on the head
ah says:
and it fainted
ah says:
they have small brains u know

lolollolol wth.