At 5am two nights ago, I found this and it totally cheered me up HAHAHAHA

The mental hospital hotline......

Answering machine message at a Mental Hospital "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline......"

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.
If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lay down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.
If you are blonde don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FLIPPIN HILARIOUS PLEASE. HAHAHAHHAHAHHA.

Little surprises in life makes me rly rly happy (:

You know, it's like you feel like you're all used to it, it has been going on for awhile and it seems to be almost a routine, but yet out of the blue, even when it happens, the heart can't help but skip beats. And it makes you realise how real everything is, and nothing has ever faded away at all. (:

OK EXAMS NEXT FRIDAY. SIAN DIAO UNTILL CANNOT. I CANNOT WAIT TO GO BACK TO SINGAPORE. I MISS EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING BACK @ MY HOMESWEETHOME. :(

Today I....

Nah its a boring day, forget it.

Oh, you called (:

WAH SRSLY DONT WANT TO GO BACK TO ACCOUNTING MAN. :X

KK RLY HAVE TO GO LIAO BYE (: